Knocked Up Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Knocked Up by your favorite characters including Ben Stone, Alison Scott and Debbie.
Ben Stone: Do you want to do it doggie style?Alison Scott: You're not going to f**k me like a dog.
Ben Stone: It's doggie style. We don't have to go outside or anything.
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Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
Ben Stone: You mean, with emotion?
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Debbie: He's playing fetch... with my kids... he's treating my kids like they're dogs.
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Jonah: I'm going to murder-ball you!
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Jonah: She-lika-da-way your d**k taste!
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Jay: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to f**kin' rock this s**t!
Jonah: What the f**k, man? If I go in there and see f**kin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna f**kin' loose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a s**t and my s**t looked like a f**kin' stuffed animal!
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Pete: I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean and gun it to 88.
Ben Stone: Vrrooooom!
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Alison Scott: Why don't you go f**k your f**king Bong?
Ben Stone: I will! I'll do it doggy style, too!
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Debbie: I gotta go, Sadie might have the chicken pox.
Jason: I had the chicken pox three times. I have no immunity to it.
Ben Stone: We don't have the heart to tell him it's herpes.
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Debbie: [to Ben and Pete at dinner] Hey, I have a really good idea. Why don't the two of you get into your time machine, go back in time and f**k each other.
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Total Quotes: 37