Keeping the Faith Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Keeping the Faith by your favorite characters including Father Brian Finn, Rabbi Jake Schram and Anna Riley.
Rabbi Jake Schram: Oy.Father Brian Finn: Amen to your oy.
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Anna Riley: You don't understand. I have a relationship with my phone, we have a chemistry together, I can't explain it.
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Rabbi Jake Schram: God was showing off when he made you.
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Indian Bartender: May those who love us, love us. And those who don't love us - may God turn their hearts. And if He cannot turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so that we may know them by their limping.
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Indian Bartender: Let me guess. Your old lady got fed up because you're out here chasing the skirt so she took these little ones and left you.
Father Brian Finn: It's a little more complicated than that.
Indian Bartender: Sure it is. Everyone thinks his story is the one with a twist. Well let me tell you, I've heard just about everything there is to...
[Brian unzips his jacket, revealing his priest's collar]
Indian Bartender: Holy s**t.
Father Brian Finn: Exactly.
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Father Brian Finn: Sometimes we don't see certain things until we're ready to see them in a certain way.
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Anna Riley: So this is a rectory. That sounds like a dirty word. Rectory!
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[On Brian falling in love with Anna...]
Rabbi Jake Schram: I mean, she's like your sister!
Father Brian Finn: Thank you for adding new depth to my confusion.
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Anna Riley: I work harder than God. If He had hired me, He would have made the world by Thursday.
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Rachel Rose: Oh my God! The Iraqi defense minister just committed suicide!
Rabbi Jake Schram: Ooh! Is that bad or good?
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Total Quotes: 40