Juno Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Juno by your favorite characters including Juno MacGuff, Paulie Bleeker and Leah.
Vanessa Loring: How do I look?Bren: Like a new mom. Scared s**tless.
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Leah: Woah check out baby big head. That thing is freaky looking.
Juno MacGuff: Excuse me? I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you've got in your stomach is Taco Bell.
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Paulie Bleeker: I still have your underwear.
Juno MacGuff: I still have your virginity.
Paulie Bleeker: Shut up.
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Juno MacGuff: Paulie Bleeker is about as good as it gets when it comes to boyfriends.
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Paulie Bleeker: Can we make out now?
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Juno MacGuff: I could like, have this baby and give it to someone who like totally needs it.
Leah: You should look in the PennySaver.
Juno MacGuff: They have ads for parents?
Leah: Yeah! 'Desperately Seeking Spawn.'
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Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Uh, dad?
Mac MacGuff: Yeah?
Juno MacGuff: Either I just wet my pants... or...
Mac MacGuff: "Or"...?
Juno MacGuff: Or... THUNDERCATS ARE GO!
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Mac MacGuff: And this, of course, is Juno.
Mark Loring: Juno, like the city in Alaska?
Juno MacGuff: No.
Mark Loring: Oh okay...
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Rollo: That ain't no etch-a-sketch. That's one doodle that can't be un-did, homeskillet.
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Juno MacGuff: If I could just have the thing and give it to you now, I totally would. But I'm guessing it looks, probably like a sea monkey right now, and I should let it get a little cuter.
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