Jerry Maguire Quotes (Page 2)
Jerry Maguire: What are you doing with me, Rod?Rod Tidwell: Why?
Jerry Maguire: I'm finished, I'm f**ked. Twenty four hours ago, man, I was hot! Now... I'm a cautionary tale. You see this jacket I'm wearing, you like it? Because I don't really need it. Because I'm cloaked in failure! I lost the number one draft picked the night before the draft! Why? Let's recap: Because a hockey player's kid made me feel like a superficial jerk. I ate two slices of bad pizza, went to bed and grew a conscience!
Rod Tidwell: Well, boo-f-cking-hoo
Laurel
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Laurel: Don't cry at the beginning of a date. Cry at the end, like I do.
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Dorothy: Look at me Laurel, I'm the oldest 26 year old in the world.
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Dorothy: On the surface, everything seems fine. I've got this great guy. And he loves my kid. And he sure does like me a lot. And I can't live like that. It's not the way I'm built.
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Rod Tidwell: I got a shelf life of ten years, tops. My next contract's gotta bring me the dollars that'll last me and mine a long time. S-it, I'm out of this sport in 5 years. What's my family gonna live on? Huh?
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Rod Tidwell: Anyone else would have left you by now, but I'm sticking with you. And if I have to ride your ass like Zorro, you're gonna show me the money.
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Jerry Maguire: I'm still sort of moved by your "My word is stronger than oak" thing.
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Tyson Tidwell: That's my mo-fo.
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Laurel: You f**k this up, I'll kill you!
Jerry Maguire: I'm glad we had this talk.
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Rod Tidwell: You are hanging on by a very thin thread and I dig that about you!
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Total Quotes: 43