Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Quotes (Page 5)
Jay: Just call me Darth Balls... Bong. • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Jay: Think I could get a little blow job for good luck?
Justice: No. Go.
Jay: F**k.
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Justice: If I go to prison will you wait for me?
Jay: Hmm, I don't know. Will you f**k me when you get out?
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Banky: Well, you're in love. And you've both got your own monkey. What more could two guys from New Jersey want?
Jay: Well, to have all these f**ks stop talking s**t about us on the Internet.
Banky: What've I been telling you? There's nothing you can do about it. Unless you show up at all their houses and beat the s**t out of them.
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Whillenholly: Why are you shooting at me? I'm just a Federal Wildlife Marshall.
Chrissy: Two reasons. One: we're walking, talking, bad girl cliches.
Missy: And two: because you're a man.
Whillenholly: Only on the outside.
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Jay: So all we's gotta do is stop this f**kin' movie from getting made!
Holden: Yeah, and forego the hundreds of thousands of dollars you would be entitled to in the process. What are you, f**king retarded? I mean, I don't think I'm alone in the world in imagining this flick may be the worst idea since Greedo shooting first. You know it, but... a Jay and Silent Bob movie? Feature length? Who'd pay to see that?
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James Van Der Beek: [about Dawson's Creek] You actually watch that show?
Jay: Yeah, for Joey, man. She is too fine. Did you ever get to third base with her?
James Van Der Beek: Well, actually there was this one time..
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Jay: I'm gonna finger-bang her tight little asshole / Finger-bang and tea-bag my balls / Where, where, in her mouth / Balls a-plenty in her mouth / Balls Balls Sweaty Balls!!!
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Chrissy: Holy F**k! The little stoner was right!
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Jay: And I can't believe fine-ass bitches like yourselves eat that s**t. Don't you know fast food makes girls fart?
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Total Quotes: 51