Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Quotes (Page 4)
Teen #1: Jay says you guys had a Star Wars themed wedding, and you tied the knot dressed as Storm Troopers.Teen #2: Yeah, and he says you're the bitch and you're the butch.
Dante Hicks: I'm the BITCH?
Randal Graves: Well, if we were gay, that's certainly the way I'd see it.
Dante Hicks: Will you shut up!
Teen #1: Holy s**t, dude. The honeymoon's over.
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Jay: Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that s**t to school every morning for free?
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Jason Biggs: Oh, look at the monkey.
James Van Der Beek: Now you're gonna tell me the monkey's gay.
Jason Biggs: Well, how do you know he doesn't smoke monkey pole?
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Jay: What's twistin' this bitches tit?
Justice: Maybe it's because girls don't like to be called bitches, Jay.
Jay: They don't? How 'bout fine piece of ass?
Justice: How 'bout not.
Jay: Then what the f**k am I supposed to call you?
Justice: Something sweet, ya big goof. Something nice.
Jay: Boo boo kitty f**k?
Justice: That's... a start.
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Jay: Hey, lawdog.
Whillenholly: Aww, F**k Meeeee!
Jay: See you in hell, c**ksmoker!
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Jay: And I'll be, like, "What, you don't know f**kin' Jay and Silent Bob? The f**kin' mack daddys of f**kin' Jersey?" And she'll be, like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that youse guys are a couple of little ... f**kholes!"
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Jay: So your in this for the p***y right?
Brent: No, I'm in this because I LOOOVE animals, stupid?
Jay: Even Sheep?
Brent: Of course. Sheep are beautiful creatures.
Jay: So would you f**k a sheep?
Brent: What is your damage, little boy. You have a sick and twisted world perspective.
Jay: No, you're misunderstaning me, Prince Valiant. I'm saying if you were a sheep, would you f**k a sheep, if you were another sheep?
Brent: Well, in that case, you bet your sweet ass I would.
Jay: Thought so.
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Willenholly: Oh my God. I'm paralyzed! That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me! Oh sweet irony!
Justice: You're not paralyzed. It was just a tranquilizer.
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Banky: God, I'm so embarrassed.
Hooper: You should be. They took your intellectual property and turned it into one 90-minute long gay joke. It was like watching "Batman & Robin" all over again.
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Sheriff: Are you f**king crazy? Now they may be gay, but that's not their son. That's the ape.
Whillenholly: I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, okay? And the only thing I do recognize right now is the political fiasco I'm about to avoid here by letting this butt-f**king Brady Bunch go.
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Total Quotes: 51