Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Quotes (Page 3)
Jay: Affleck, you the bomb in "Phantoms," yo! • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Whillenholly: I don't get out to the movies that much, but "Bluntman and Chronic" was blunt-tastic.
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Randal Graves: That was definitely worse than "Clash of the Titans."
Dante Hicks: I can't believe Judi Dench played me.
Randal Graves: Remind me to renew that restraining order.
Dante Hicks: Why?
Randal Graves: Because I'm going to blast that flick on the Internet tonight.
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Customer at Quick Stop: Are you even supposed to be here today?
Dante Hicks: Don't get me started.
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[Reading a message off the Internet]
Holden: F**k Jay and Silent Bob. F**k them up their stupid asses.
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Holden: Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and d**k and fart jokes? I mean, ya gotta grow man. Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. He's crying out, "When Lord? When the f**k can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl! F**k! When, Lord when? WHENS GONNA BE MY TIME?"
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Jay: What are you trying to say? Just say it already.
Silent Bob: THE SIGN on the back of the car said "Critters Of HOLLYWOOD," YOU DUMB FUCK!
Jay: Say it, don't spray it.
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Jay: What? I've got a wiping problem. I just stick those little pieces up my brown-eye and bam! I get no stains in my undies. What you don't believe me? Check this s**t out. Spread my cheeks, so he can see the f**king stink nuggets!
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Jay: Don't you never say an unkind word about the Time. Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole f**king lives around Morris Day and Jerome. I'm a smooth pimp who loves the p***y. And Tubby here is my black man servant. What.
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Jay: Hey, wait a second! Aren't you the guy who f**ked the pie!
Jason Biggs: You see! It's never "Hey! You're that guy from Loser" or "Hey you rocked in Boys and Girls." No, it always comes back to that f**king pie! I'm HAUNTED by it!
James Van Der Beek: You put your d**k in a pie!
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Total Quotes: 51