Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Quotes (Page 2)
Jay: In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us. • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Reg Hartner: And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with.
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Brodie: Oh my God. Don't tell me you have no idea there's a movie being made of the comic you two were the basis for.
Jay: What? Since when?
Brodie: See, here's the pulse. And this is your finger, far away from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass. Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
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Jay: [on message board] All you motherf**kers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna f**k your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax f**ks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our s**t, then s**t out our s**t, then eat their s**t which is made up of our s**t that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherf**ks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.
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Jay: I hope one rips the other one's shirt off and we see some f**kin titties floppin around, yeah!
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Justice: Hi, I'm Justice.
Jay: And I'm so f**king yours.
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Sissy: Your s**t is really getting tired, Justice.
Justice: Call me 'Boo-Boo-Kitty-F**k', bitch.
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Jay: Hey. Get the f**k off her. That's my ex-girlfriend's monkey.
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Willenholly: Put the monkey down, and your hands up. Let's go, misters. Do you want to get shot? I didn't think so.
Jay: Look, man. She doesn't want to go back to the lab. And for the record, I ain't gay.
Willenholly: And for the record, while we're one the subject, I knew that wasn't a real little boy.
Jay: And for one more record, he loves the c**k.
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Missy: Oh my god, he just called Sissy 'Juggs'.
Chrissy: I'm on it.
[pulls out knife]
Jay: What's with the knife, we havin' cake or something?
Chrissy: Great, he's retarded to boot.
Jay: [to Silent Bob] Dude, she called you retarded.
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Total Quotes: 51