In Bruges Quotes (Page 2)
Ray: You're a bunch of f**kin' elephants! • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Ray: Back off, shorty!
Jimmy: You don't know karate!
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Ken: Your girlfriend's very pretty.
Jimmy: She's ain't my girlfriend. She's a prostitute I just picked up.
Ken: I was not aware that there were any prostitutes in Bruges.
Jimmy: You just have to look in the right places... brothels are good.
Ken: Well, you've picked up a very pretty prostitute.
Jimmy: Thank you.
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Ray: What are they doing over there? They're filming something. They're filming midgets!
Ken: Ray...
[Ray runs off and watches Jimmy being instructed by the director, who Jimmy flicks off as soon as he leaves]
Ken: Ray, come on. Let's go.
Ray: My ass let's go. They're filming midgets.
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Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a c**t. You're a c**t now, and you've always been a c**t. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger c**t. Maybe have some more c**t kids.
Harry: [furious] Leave my kids f**king out of it! What have they done? You f**king retract that bit about my c**t f**king kids!
Ken: I retract that bit about your c**t f**king kids.
Harry: Insult my f**king kids? That's going overboard, mate!
Ken: I retracted it, didn't I?
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Ray: Murder, father.
Priest: Why did you murder someone, Raymond?
Ray: For money, father.
Priest: For money? You murdered someone for money?
Ray: Yes, father. Not out of anger. Not out of nothing. For money.
Priest: Who did you murder for money, Raymond?
Ray: You, father.
Priest: I'm sorry?
Ray: I said you, father. What are you, deaf?
[Ray raises pistol]
Ray: Harry Waters says hello.
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Ray: I'm not being funny. We can't stay here.
Ken: We have to stay here until he rings.
Ray: Well what if he doesn't ring for two weeks?
Ken: Then we stay here for two weeks.
Ray: For two weeks? In f**king Bruges? In a room like this? With you? No way.
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Ray: Maybe that's what 'ell is, an entire eternity spent in f**king Bruges.
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Ray: There's a Christmas tree somewhere in London with a bunch of presents underneath it that'll never be opened. And I thought, if I survive all of this, I'd go to that house, apologize to the mother there, and accept whatever punishment she chose for me. Prison...death...didn't matter. Because at least in prison and at least in death, you know, I wouldn't be in f**kin' Bruges. But then, like a flash, it came to me. And I realized, f**k man, maybe that's what hell is: the entire rest of eternity spent in f**kin' Bruges. And I really really hoped I wouldn't die. I really really hoped I wouldn't die.
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Harry: [to wife] You're an inanimate f**kin' object!
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Total Quotes: 36