A collection of the best quotes from In Bruges by your favorite characters including Ray and Ken.
Ray: If I'd grown up on a farm and was retarded, Bruges might impress me, but I didn't, so it doesn't. • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Ken: Harry, let's face it. You've always been a c**t. The only thing that's gonna change, is that you're gonna be an even bigger c**t. Maybe have some more c**t kids.
Harry: You f**kin' retract that bit about my c**t f**king kids!
Ken: I retract that bit about your c**t f**king kids.
Harry: Insulting my f**king kids? That's goin' overboard man!
Ken: I retracted it, didn't I?
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Ray: They're filming midgets!
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Harry: [to Yuri] An Uzi? I'm not from South Central Los f**king Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot twenty black ten year olds in a f**king drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.
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Marie: [to Ray and Harry] Why don't you both put your guns down, and go home?
Harry: Don't be stupid. This is the shootout.
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Jimmy: She's ain’t my girlfriend. She's a prostitute.
Ken: I am not aware that there are any prostitutes in Bruges.
Jimmy: You just have to look in the right places. Brothels are good.
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Priest: What did you do Raymond?
Ray: Murder, father.
Priest: Why did you murder, Raymond?
Ray: For money.
Priest: You murdered for money?
Ray: Yes, father.
Priest: Who did you murder for money, Raymond?
Ray: You, father.
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Ray: Two weeks, in f**kin Bruge. With you? No way.
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Harry: Number One, why aren't you in when I f**king told you to be. Number Two, why doesn't this hotel have f**king phones with f**king voicemail on them and not have to leave messages with the f**king receptionist? Number Three you better f**king be in tomorrow night when I f**king call again or there'll be f**king Hell to pay. I'm f**king telling you.
Ray: Jeez, he swears a lot, doesn't he?
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Ray: Maybe that's what hell is, an entire eternity spent in Bruges.
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Total Quotes: 36
