A collection of the best quotes from I Love You, Man by your favorite characters including Peter Klaven and Sydney Fife.
Peter Klaven: Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon! Slappa de bass mon! • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Peter's mom: Peter always connected better with women.
Zooey: You know, I can see that because he is a great boyfriend.
Peter: Thank you fiancee.
Peter's dad: Also, you got to understand, Zooey, Peter matured sexually at a very early age. I remember taking him swimming when he was twelve-years-old, kid had a bush like a forty-year-old Serbian.
Peter: Oh come on!
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Sydney: Hey check out these, too. That guy needs to fart.
Peter: That guy seems to be clenching.
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Peter: Hey, Sydney! I could be in Venice by five. I could do that.
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Peter: Do you need a plastic bag, or....
Sydney: Oh no. I don't clean up after my dog.
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Sydney: Society tells us we're civilized but the truth is we are animals. Sometimes we just have to let it out. Try it.
Peter: Baaah!
Sydney: Good. Now gently remove your tampon and try again.
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Sydney: Zooey, you're about to marry a pleasure giver that's for sure.
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Peter Klaven: I'm Peter Klaven, I'm the Realtor.
Sydney Fife: Hey check out these too. That guy needs to fart.
Peter Klaven: He does seem to be clenching.
Sydney Fife: Watch the leg... Boom!
Peter Klaven: He farted in my open house.
Sydney Fife: He sure did.
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Peter Klaven: Are you telling me that Robbie is your best friend?
Oswald Klaven: Yes, and Hank Marducas.
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Doug: Hi peter, I saw your billboards, they're spectacular. I'm sorry for calling you a whore. Best of luck with Sydney, if you're not still together... you can Facebook me.
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