I Heart Huckabees Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from I Heart Huckabees by your favorite characters including Tommy Corn, Albert Markovski and Bernard.
Dawn Campbell: Why don't you like my spots?Marty: Honey, this look is hurting you, and it's hurting Huckabees.
Dawn Campbell: This is myself.
Marty: Then you won't speak at the benefit as yourself. That is not Huckabees.
Dawn Campbell: I am still Huckabees.
Marty: Not in that bonnet.
Dawn Campbell: It's in my eyes, Marty. It's like that story of the cave.
Marty: What in God's name is happening to you? We trusted you. We took care of you. We made you into a national icon. Pulled you out of a mall. Eh, you've been given everything by Huckabees.
Dawn Campbell: F**k-a-bees!
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Tommy Corn: Ah, here he comes!
Albert Markovski: Oh, boy.
Tommy Corn: The man-poet who banged France's dark lady of philosophy. The parking lot crusader of truth... who turned his back on his other like a cold-blooded gangsta.
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Dawn Campbell: Wake up, pretty girl, the joke is on you!
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Bernard Jaffe: There's no such thing as nothing.
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Tommy Corn: I thought we were a platonic trio, not some sick sex dance! This is bulls**t!
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Mr. Hooten: What happened to the cat, Albert?
Albert Markovski: How'd you know about my cat?
Mr. Hooten: The cat was killed by curiosity.
Albert Markovski: Oh, right, that cat.
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Tommy Corn: How come we only ask ourselves the really big questions when something bad happens?
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Bernard Jaffe: When you get the blanket thing you can relax because everything you could ever want or be you already have and are.
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Bernard Jaffe: The universe is an infinite sphere whose center is everywhere and whose circumference is nowhere.
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Albert Markovski: That's bulls**t because he doesn't care about things like this, where's the African guy, bring me the African guy, where's the African guy?
Brad Stand: Dude, what're you talking about?
Albert Markovski: Why does he get to write poetry? There's no Gazelles in North America Brad, just so you know, and the building squashing nature is my imagery, not yours, you don't write poetry
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