Beth: I just need you to stop being nice to me unless your gonna marry me. • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Gigi: Girls are taught a lot of stuff growing up. If a guy punches you he likes you. Never try to trim your own bangs and someday you will meet a wonderful guy and get your very own happy ending. Every movie we see, Every story we're told implores us to wait for it, the third act twist, the unexpected declaration of love, the exception to the rule. But sometimes we're so focused on finding our happy ending we don't learn how to read the signs.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Mary: He MySpaced me.
Nathan: Ouch!
Mary: Oh.
Joshua: Oh girl I don't know about that... My trampy little sister says MySpace is the new booty call.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Alex: If a guy doesn't call you, he doesn't want to call you.
• Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Gigi: I would rather be like that, then be like you.
Alex: Excuse me? What's that supposed to mean?
Gigi: I may dissect each little thing and put myself out there so much but at least that means that I still care. Oh! You've think you won because women are expendable to you. You may not get hurt or make an ass of yourself that way but you don't fall in love that way either. You have not won. You're alone. I may do a lot of stupid s**t but I'm still a lot closer to love than you are.
• Rating: 8.8 / 10 • Permalink
Mary: I had this guy leave me a voicemail at work, so I called him at home, and then he emailed me to my BlackBerry, and so I texted to his cell, and now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies.
• Rating: 8.3 / 10 • Permalink
Gigi: Maybe his grandma died or maybe he lost my number or is out of town or got hit by a cab...
Alex: Or maybe he is not interested in seeing you again.
• Rating: 7.5 / 10 • Permalink
Mary: What if you meet the love of your life, are you supposed to let them pass you by?
• Rating: 7.0 / 10 • Permalink
Alex: If a guy treats you like he doesn't give a sh*t, it's because he doesn't give a s**t.
• Rating: 6.0 / 10 • Permalink
Alex: You're my exception.
• Rating: 5.5 / 10 • Permalink
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