Heathers Quotes (Page 4)
Veronica Sawyer: All we want is to be treated like human beings, not to be experimented on like guinea pigs or patronized like bunny rabbits.Veronica's Dad: I don't patronize bunny rabbits.
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J.D.: Seven schools in seven states and the only thing different is my locker combination.
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J.D.: Wanna go out tonight? Catch a movie? Miniature golf?
Veronica Sawyer: I was thinking more along the lines of slitting Heather Duke's wrists open, making it look like suicide.
J.D.: Ah, now you're talking. I can be up for that. I've already started underlining meaningful passages in her copy of Moby Dick, if you know what I mean.
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Veronica Sawyer: Heather, why can't you just be a friend? Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?
Heather Duke: Because I can be.
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Veronica Sawyer: I just killed my best friend.
J.D.: And your worst enemy.
Veronica Sawyer: Same difference.
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Veronica Sawyer: Dear Diary, my teen-angst bulls**t now has a body count.
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J.D.: The only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven.
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Heather Duke: Veronica, you look like hell.
Veronica Sawyer: Yeah? I just got back.
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Heather Chandler: Well, f**k me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?
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Kurt's Dad: My son's a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son.
J.D.: Wonder how he'd react if his son had a limp wrist with a pulse.
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Total Quotes: 50