Heathers Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Heathers by your favorite characters including Veronica Sawyer, Jason Dean and Heather Chandler.
Veronica Sawyer: Watch it Heather, you might be digesting food there.Heather McNamara: Yeah, where's your urge to purge?
Heather Duke: F**k it.
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Principal: Now I've seen a lot of bulls**t... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...
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Heather Chandler: Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerberg is going to let you play their reindeer games.
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J.D.: People will look at the ashes of Westerburg and say, "Now there's a school that self-destructed, not because society didn't care, but because the school was society." Now that's deep.
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J.D.: Chaos was what killed the dinosaurs, darling
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Veronica Sawyer: It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer.
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Kurt Kelly: Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a no fags allowed rule?
J.D.: Well, they seem to have an open door policy for assholes though don't they?
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Veronica Sawyer: What is your damage, Heather?
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Heather Chandler: You blow it tonight, girl, and it's keggers with kids all next year.
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Heather Chandler: Grow up Heather, bulimia's so '87.
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Total Quotes: 50