A collection of the best quotes from Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay by your favorite characters including Kumar Patel, Harold Lee and Neil Patrick Harris.
Kumar Patel: In eight hours we are going to be in Amersterdam.Harold Lee: This is amazing.
Kumar Patel: I know dude, it's going to be exactly like Eurotrip except its not going to suck.
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Chloe: You remember that time you stole that monkey and put it in Rosenberg's dorm room?
Kumar Patel: Had I known that the monkey had AIDS I never would have done that.
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Neil Patrick Harris: Gentlemen start your engines! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!
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Kumar Patel: After all we've been through, I'm not sure we can trust our government anymore.
George W. Bush: Hey, I'm in the government and I don't trust it. Listen, you don't have to trust the government to be a good American. You just have to believe in your country.
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Kumar Patel: I've never sucked a d**k before. I bet it sucks d**k!
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Kumar Patel: F**k you, donuts are awesome!
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Kumar Patel: So, you like, smoke weed, then throw people in jail for smoking weed? That's so hypocritical, dude.
George W. Bush: Do you like to give hand jobs?
Kumar Patel: Uh, no.
George W. Bush: Do you like to get hand jobs?
Kumar Patel: Well, yeah!
George W. Bush: That makes you a f**kin' hypocriticizer too!
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Neil Patrick Harris: Everytime I see a bag of Hershey's Kisses my balls get so wet.
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