Hancock Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Hancock by your favorite characters including Hancock and Ray Embrey.
Michel: Jackass.Hancock: [leans in close to Michel] Call me a jackass one more time.
Michel: Jackass.
Hancock: [grabs Michel and launches him into the sky; turns to chubby kid] You got a problem Thickness?
[chubby kid shakes his head; turns to kid with glasses]
Hancock: How about you Goggles?
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Rail Crossing Crowd #2: Your breath smells like alcohol!
Hancock: That's cause I've been drinking bitch!
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Hancock: [people in the neighborhood are looking at Hancock] What the hell are you pricks staring at?
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Boy at Bus Stop: [taps a sleeping Hancock] Hancock!
[hits him to wake up]
Boy at Bus Stop: Hancock!
Hancock: What, boy?
Boy at Bus Stop: [points to TV screens] Bad guys.
Hancock: What, you want a cookie? Get the hell out my face.
Boy at Bus Stop: Jackass.
Hancock: What?
Boy at Bus Stop: You heard me.
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Ray Embrey: People don't like you, Hancock.
Hancock: Do I look like I care what people think?
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Hancock: [comes flying in a leather suit and the police men are looking at him] What? It's a little tight.
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Hancock: Call me an asshole one more time.
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Pissed Off Fat Guy: You know? Somebody should sue you!
Hancock: You know what? You should sue McDonalds, cuz they f**ked you up!
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Hancock: I gotta wonder what a bastard I have been. That nobody was there to claim me. I mean I am not the most charming guy on the world so I've been told... but... nobody?
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Hancock: Lady, I will break my foot off in your ass!
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