Half Baked Quotes (Page 4)
Thurgood Jenkins: If I wasn't from Jamaica, then why would I be wearing this hat? • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Scarface: Yo I'm Cuban, B!
Samson Simpson: Yes, Cuban B.
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Brian: Hey, Jan... will you be my girlfriend?
Jan: Well, I would, but I'm gay. I'm a big dyke.
Brian: Oh. What's that like?
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Kenny: I love horses.
Cop: I love horses.
Kenny: I love Butterstuff.
Cop: Buttercup!
Kenny: Butternuts!
Cop: BUTTERCUP!
Kenny: Cup!
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Sir-Smoke-Alot: The doctor said I need a backiotomy!
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Thurgood Jenkins: Smoke-Alot opened up to me like I was Barbara Walters. It was ridiculous, he told me about his lawyer...
Sir-Smoke-Alot: He had sex with my momma! Why?
Thurgood Jenkins: Spirituality...
Sir-Smoke-Alot: God, if you listenin', help!...
Thurgood Jenkins: His bad back...
Sir-Smoke-Alot: The doctor said I need a backiotomy.
Thurgood Jenkins: His love life...
Sir-Smoke-Alot: I'm impotent, man! Get away from me, biatch!
[pushes girl aside]
Thurgood Jenkins: I mean, talk about a guy with problems.
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Mary Jane Potman: My father's a drug dealer.
Thurgood Jenkins: Wow, that must've been the s**t.
Mary Jane Potman: It ruined his life.
Thurgood Jenkins: That must've been s**tty.
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Smoker: Would you like to hear some of my poetry?
Thurgood Jenkins: Not really, no.
Smoker: You really should. "I have killed. I have helped kill. I have killed part of myself. I cannot change this. I... I must seek Buddha. I must seek Christ."
Thurgood Jenkins: You must seek therapy. But that's just where I would go with that.
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Thurgood Jenkins: It was the summer before 9th grade, and there was me, Brian, Kenny, Scarface, and of course the lovable Old James... hold on, wait a minute... Old James... Old James wasn't there... I don't even know nobody named Old James.
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Thurgood Jenkins: This weed was the shiz-nittlebam snip-snap-sack.
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Total Quotes: 45