Half Baked Quotes (Page 3)
Thurgood Jenkins: Abba Zaba, you my only friend. • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Kenny: I didn't know that horse was a diabetic!
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Scarface: Don't worry, man. All we gotta do to get you out is to get 10 percent of 10 million dollars. Which by our calculations is...
Brian: ... F**king impossible, man!
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Scarface: I got it! Why don't we sell that weed that we smoked earlier!
Thurgood Jenkins: We suggested that already!
Scarface: For real, B?
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Thurgood Jenkins: [to Mary Jane] Listen, I really like you. I was just wondering maybe if you're interested we can go out later and get some ice cream or something...
Scarface: OOH! MOTHER FUCKER SAID ICE CREAM!
Brian: BLAH BLAH ICE CREAM! YOU'RE SUCH A DORK, MAN!
Thurgood Jenkins: Damn!
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Thurgood Jenkins: Guys just shut up about the weed for two seconds, I don't want this girl to know I smoke.
Scarface: Yeah it's bad enough you a janitor yo.
Thurgood Jenkins: Custodian, d**k!
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Thurgood Jenkins: I'm sorry, yo. I don't wanna be the first nigga to die from a crossbow!
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Thurgood Jenkins: I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.
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Thurgood Jenkins: You know I got some weed at work today, if y'all wanna try it out.
Scarface: Nah, we don't feel like smokin' right now.
Thurgood Jenkins: Me neither. So y'all wanna smoke?
Scarface: I'll get Billy Bong Thornton!
Brian: No man. No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny. That wouldn't be right. Get Wesley Pipes. Yeah!
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Kenny: In 11 days I'm as good as skewered! Ever take your clothes off and run backwards through a cornfield?
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Total Quotes: 45