Half Baked Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Half Baked by your favorite characters including Thurgood Jenkins, Scarface and Brian.
Thurgood Jenkins: My grandfather was in the Tuskegee experiments. • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Brian: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
Kenny: That's it?
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Thurgood Jenkins: Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, p***y.
Kenny: You got it.
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Thurgood Jenkins: You have smoked yourself retarded.
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Thurgood Jenkins: I got some bootie! I got some bootie! It was good, too.
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Thurgood Jenkins: I love weed. LOVE IT. Probably always will! But not as much as I love p***y! The end.
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Thurgood Jenkins: Oh my goodness! Now that is a titty! That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!
Brian: Bully! That's a certified fully!
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Kenny: You guys gotta get me out of here! There's this guy Nasty Nate who wants my c**ktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!
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Squirrel Master: Back up Nasty Nate, this my bitch!
Nasty Nate: Better watch your back Fish! Squirrel Master ain't gonna be there for you all the time. Next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some c**ktail... FRUIT!
Kenny: Here take it! I'm somebody's bitch!
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Kenny: No. NO. NO! Devil man! Devil 6-6-6, the mark of the beast! No! Naughty! Naughty jungle of love!
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Total Quotes: 45