Amber Von Tussle: Aren't you a little fat for the show?Tracy Turnblad: I'm sure many of the other home viewers out there are pleasantly plump or chunky.
Amber Von Tussle: Come on. The show's not filmed in Cinemascope.
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Edna Turnblad: Could you turn that racket down, I'm trying to iron in here.
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Amber Von Tussle: Tracy Turnblad is a human roach nest.
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Velma Von Tussle: Hey you. Can I ask you a personal question?
Edna Turnblad: No, you may not...
Velma Von Tussle: Is your daughter mulatto?
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Edna Turnblad: It's the times. They are a-changin'. Something's blowing in the wind. Fetch me my diet pills, would you?
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Tracy Turnblad: Momma, welcome to the sixties.
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Tracy Turnblad: Mom. You're so fifties.
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Velma Van Tussle: At least try to act white on television.
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Motormouth Maybelle: Tidley papa, I am a whopper... Motormouth Maybelle's my name and sweetheart, dancin' is my game.
[Applause]
Motormouth Maybelle: Motormouth, Motormouth, Motormouth!
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Velma Von Tussle: Relax. Take it easy. Tension is the worst thing for a complexion.
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