Groundhog Day Quotes (Page 2)
Rita: Are you drunk or something?Phil: Drunk is more fun.
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Diner Patron: Just put that anywhere, pal! Yeah! Good save!
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Rita: What about me, Phil? Do you know me too?
Phil: I know all about you. You like producing, but you hope for more than Channel 9 Pittsburgh.
Rita: Well, everyone knows that!
Phil: You like boats, but not the ocean. You go to a lake in the summer with your family up in the mountains. There's a long wooden dock and a boathouse with boards missing from the roof, and a place you used to crawl underneath to be alone. You're a sucker for French poetry and rhinestones. You're very generous. You're kind to strangers and children, and when you stand in the snow you look like an angel.
Rita: How are you doing this?
Phil: I told you. I wake up every day, right here, right in Punxsutawney, and it's always February 2nd, and there's nothing I can do about it.
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Buster Green: If you gotta shoot, aim high. I don't wanna hit the groundhog.
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Rita: You're not a god. You can take my word for it; this is 12 years of Catholic school talking.
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Phil: Wow! Looking foxy tonight man! Tell me, is your troop gonna be selling cookies this year?
Larry: [Sarcastically] Oh that's so funny Phil!
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Phil: Morons... your bus is leaving.
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Rita: Where were you?
Phil: [referring to Ned] It was awful. A giant leech got me.
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Ned: Do you have life insurance, Phil? Because if you do, you could always use a little more, I mean, who couldn't? But let me tell something - I got's a feeling you ain't got any. Am I right or am I right or am I right?
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Phil: I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over...
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Total Quotes: 56