Morgan: Man, I can't believe you brought Skylar here when we're all f**king bombed and been drinking. What the f**k is she gonna think about us?Will: Yeah, Morgan, it's a real rarity that we'd be out drinking.
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Sean: Maybe you're perfect right now. Maybe you don't wanna ruin that. I think that's a super philosophy, Will, that way you can go through your entire life without ever having to really know anybody...
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Skylar: Maybe we could go out for coffee sometime?
Will: Great, or maybe we could go somewhere and just eat a bunch of caramels.
Skylar: What?
Will: When you think about it, it's just as arbitrary as drinking coffee.
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Sean: And why does he hang out with those retarted gorillas, as you called them, because any one of them, if he asked them to, would take a f**king bat to your head, okay? It's called loyalty.
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Will: No, not a lick. I mean, I look at a piano, I see a bunch of keys, three pedals, and a box of wood. But Beethoven, Mozart, they saw it, they could just play. I couldn't paint you a picture, I probably can't hit the ball out of Fenway, and I can't play the piano.
Skylar: But you can do my o-chem paper in under an hour.
Will: Right. Well, I mean when it came to stuff like that... I could always just play.
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Will: Does this violate the doctor-patient relationship?
Sean: Not unless you grab my ass.
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Chuckie: Morgan, I'm not going to Kelly's just because you like the take out girl. It's fifteen minutes out of our way.
Morgan: What the f**k are we gonna do that we can't spare fifteen minutes.
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Chuckie: What am I, f**kin' sandwich welfare? I think you should establish a good line of credit. Like how you bought your couch, payment plans. Remember how your mother brought in $10 everyday for a year and she finally got her couch Rent-A-Center Style?
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Lambeau: Yeah, you were smarter than me then, and you're smarter than me now. So, don't blame me for how your life turned out.
Sean: I don't blame you! It's not about you, you mathematical d**k! It's about the boy! He's a good kid! And I won't see you f**k him up like you're trying to f**k up me right now! I won't let you make feel like a failure too!
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Sean: I just have a little question here. You could be a janitor anywhere. Why did work at the most prestigious technical college in the whole f**kin' world? And why did you sneak around at night and finish other people's formulas that only one or two people in the world could do and then lie about it? 'Cause I don't see a lot of honor in that, Will.
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