Get Smart Quotes (Page 3)
Maxwell Smart: Well, you were no help at all.Agent 99: How could I help? I'm just a woman with a dusty old uterus.
Maxwell Smart: I never said dusty.
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Maxwell Smart: Mother of pearl!
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Agent 99: Max has no experience, and I don't want him as my partner.
Maxwell Smart: Well, that is a sucker punch to the gonads.
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Maxwell Smart: Oh gee, Maxie-man, I haven't heard that one before!
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Maxwell Smart: I never have heard that before, actually.
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Maxwell Smart: Okay, not to keep dwelling on this, but that was some kiss. How did you know that will work? Have you kissed other men who then plummented to their deaths?
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Agent 23: If you don't follow the rules here then what are we?
The Chief: I'm telling you what we're not, we're not people who jam staples into other people's heads, that's CIA crap!
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Maxwell Smart: [given a blanket] Oh good, the itchy kind, my favorite, does this one also have small pox? And that was a human tooth...
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Agent 99: Not bad for a rookie.
Maxwell Smart: Not bad for an old lady.
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Siegfried: You know, you're the only human being I know who snores when he's awake.
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Agent 99: I think we should trust him chief.
Agent 23: Oh absolutely Chief, I'm with 99 on that one, everytime I look at Maxie's puppy eyes I'm a goner.
Agent 99: Oh my God, you've really never had anyone break up with you have you?
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Total Quotes: 31