Get Smart Quotes (Page 2)
Agent 99: I used to look like my mom.Maxwell Smart: I used to look like two of my moms put together.
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Siegfried: Well, you've done your job, so I don't suppose I can kill your wife Zenat. Although frankly I'd be doing the sighted world a favor.
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Larabee: I'll do it sir, I have no problem exposing myself.
Agent 99: Do you ever think before you open your mouth?
Larabee: No, I tend to just whip it out there.
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Shtarker: Too bad about all the dead movie stars.
Siegfried: Yes. What will we do without their razor-sharp political advice.
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Agent 99: I used to look like my mom.
Maxwell Smart: I used to look like two of my moms put together.
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Maxwell Smart: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
The Chief: I don't know. Were you thinking, "Holy s**t, holy s**t, a sword fish almost went through my head"? If so, then yes.
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Agent 99: Did you see anything while I was dancing?
Maxwell Smart: Just once, but I don't think you expected him to lift you that high.
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Agent 99: Did I hear something?
Maxwell Smart: Yes, there were some tap dancers in the hallway.
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Maxwell Smart: There was a guy in the bathroom - and he was really hot!
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Maxwell Smart: It's okay, 99. Big people feel pain, too.
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Total Quotes: 31