Garden State Quotes (Page 2)
Sam: This is your one opportunity to do something that no one has ever done before and that no one will copy throughout human existence. And if nothing else, you will be remembered as the one guy who ever did this. This one thing. • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
Sam: I haven't even lied in like, the past two days.
Andrew Largeman: Is that true?
Sam: No.
• Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Andrew Largeman: It looks nice in here.
Gideon Largeman: Yeah, we've been doing some work to the place.
Andrew Largeman: Really?
Gideon Largeman: No, I don't know why I just said that.
• Rating: 8.7 / 10 • Permalink
Andrew Largeman: It's amazing how much of my life has been determined by a quarter inch piece of plastic.
• Rating: 8.7 / 10 • Permalink
Sam: Are you really retarded?
Andrew Largeman: No.
Sam: Ooh, great job man! I really thought you were retarded. I mean, you're better than that Corky kid and he's actually retarded. If there was a retarded Oscar you would win, hands down, kick his ass!
• Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Andrew Largeman: So knock... knock and barter for Desert Storm trading cards.
Mark: Don't tease me about my hobbies. I don't tease you about being an asshole.
• Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Diego: Does it come with balloons?
Mark: What am I, a birthday clown? NO! It doesn't come with balloons. Suck it off the tap!
• Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Andrew Largeman: I think we've corrupted this innocent girl enough for one day!
Sam: I'm not innocent.
Andrew Largeman: Yes, you are! That's what I like about you, okay? And I don't want this guy taking you to some sketchy quarry in the middle of Newark to find crack whores huffing turpentine or pit bulls raping each other or whatever else is down here!
• Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Andrew Largeman: Safe... when I'm with you I feel so safe... like I'm home.
• Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Andrew Largeman: Who are you?
Sam: I'm your new friend Sam. Tissue?
• Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Total Quotes: 41