George Simmons: I'm surprised nothing happened with you and that girl.Ira Wright: She told me she had a boyfriend.
George Simmons: She told me the same thing, when she was sucking my c**k.
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Leo: Why don't you go suck George Simmons's cock?
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Dr. Lars: Now do you trust my accent?
George Simmons: Yes I do.
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George Simmons: Daniel Day-Lewis would have torn that scene apart.
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George Simmons: Don't cry, you're making a scene. Everyone will think I broke up with you.
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George Simmons: Don't say chilling.
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George Simmons: Good news, Bonita. I went to the doctor today. He said I was doing better.
Bonita: That's good, Mr. Simmons. I found the pants you were looking for. They were in the closet.
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Ira Wright: I use so much hand lotion anymore when I am masturbating that when I see people in public using lotion I'm thinking, holy s**t their about to jerk off.
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Ira Wright: F**k Facebook in the face!
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Leo: I can't believe George Simmons is dying. I grew up on his movies.
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