Pamela Voorhees: Did you know a young boy drowned here? He was my son. And today, is his birthday. • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Clay: Hey, I'm not from around here, but I'm looking for my sister. She's gone missing.
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Jenna: Right now, I feel safer with him than I do with you.
Trent: You just dug your own grave, bitch.
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Trent: [to Bree] Your tits are stupendous!
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Richie: Do you know how many lakes there are named Crystal-something? Go to the supermarket, every single bottled water is named 'Crystal' something!
Wade: Aquafina.
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Chewie: [to Lawrence about Bree] I would have better luck having sex with a penguin than I would with that girl.
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Chewie: [while watching Bree dancing] In my next life I want to come back as one of the buttons on the ass pockets of her jean shorts.
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Bree: Have you forgotten how to drink that? First, you bring it to your lips. Then you blow it. Then you suck.
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