Forgetting Sarah Marshall Quotes (Page 3)
Peter Bretter: You're like one of those women from Flavor of Love. 'I'm gonna kill you' • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Matthew: Oh ok, I'll just go f**k myself then.
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Surfing Instructor: You sound like you're from London!
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Surfing Instructor: I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.
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Model: [very unenthusiastically, while having sex with Peter] Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. I just came. Uh. Uh. Uh.
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Dwayne the Bartender: He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend... mid-blowjob. You know how hard that is for a man? It's called blue balls. He's like Gandhi! But better - he likes puppets!
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Aldous Snow: Look at my limo driver... I'm going to have sex with her! alright!
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Aldous Snow: I mean, I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen it... It really, deeply upset me.
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Aldous Snow: Yeah, I had a girl cheat on me once, with both Liam Gallagher and Noel Gallagher.
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Darald: Off to find the mythical clitoris!
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Total Quotes: 34