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Forgetting Sarah Marshall Quotes

A collection of the best quotes from Forgetting Sarah Marshall by your favorite characters including Peter Bretter and Sarah Marshall.


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Peter Bretter: You're like one of those women from Flavor of Love. 'I'm gonna kill you'

  • Vote for this Quote! • May 7th, 2008


Darald: Let me just say that if God was a city planner he would not put a playground next to a sewage system!

  • Vote for this Quote! • May 7th, 2008


Dwayne the Bartender: He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend. You know what that does to a man? It's called blue balls. He's like Gandhi! But better - he likes puppets!

  • Vote for this Quote! • April 27th, 2008


Darald: You have Christ between your thighs... only with a shorter beard.

  • Vote for this Quote! • April 27th, 2008


Sarah Marshall: I need you to get hard, Pete.
Peter Bretter: I know what I'm supposed to do.

  • Vote for this Quote! • April 27th, 2008



Peter Bretter: How are things going with the lady?
Darald: Not awesome. She's complicated, like the Da Vinci Code, except harder to crack.

  • Vote for this Quote! • April 27th, 2008


Sarah Marshall: Seemingly, the only actresses that can survive are the ones that show their cooter and I refuse to that. Excuse me, but I have a little dignity.

  • Vote for this Quote! • April 27th, 2008


Peter Bretter: Oh, if they were Sean Jean sweatpants it would be no problem, but because they were Costco brand, it's the worst thing I could do.

  • Vote for this Quote! • April 27th, 2008


Surfing Instructor: I once saw him beat a guy up with a starfish!
Peter Bretter: That's ridiculous.
Surfing Instructor: That guy was me.

  • Vote for this Quote! • April 27th, 2008


Peter Bretter: I wanna stand up before I leave.
Surfing Instructor: I don't think you're ready, man.
Peter Bretter: I'm ready to ride f**king giants, Kunu.
Surfing Instructor: I think you're ready.

  • Vote for this Quote! • April 27th, 2008


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