A collection of the best quotes from Forgetting Sarah Marshall by your favorite characters including Peter Bretter, Sarah Marshall and Aldous Snow.
Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's.
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Surfing Instructor: Come on out. Oh, the weather outside is weather...
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Surfing Instructor: When life gives you lemons, just say 'F**k the lemons,' and bail.
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Darald: God put our mouths on our head for a reason. No!
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Kemo: Are those sad tissues or happy tissues?
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Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you?
Peter Bretter: ...yeah, probably
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Surfing Instructor: I once saw him beat a guy up with a starfish!
Peter Bretter: That's ridiculous.
Surfing Instructor: That guy was me.
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Surfing Instructor: I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.
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Matthew: I just went from six to midnight.
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Matthew: I have a question for you real quick. What did you think of my demo? Did you get it?
Aldous Snow: I was gonna listen to that, but then, um, I just carried on living my life.
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Total Quotes: 34
