For Your Consideration Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from For Your Consideration by your favorite characters including Whitney Taylor Brown, Chuck Porter and Marilyn Hack.
Corey Taft: In every actor there lives a tiger, a pig, an ass, and a nightingale. • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Corey Taft: Question. Would it surprise me to tell you that I am 1/8th Mighty Choctaw?
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Chuck Porter: Marilyn Hack and trash, what a juxtaposition.
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Lane Iverson: You can't throw the baby out with the bathwater because then all you have is a wet, critically injured baby.
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Chuck Porter: You know what they say about blind prostitutes?
Chuck Porter: You have to hand it to them!
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Martin Gibb: All I'm saying is, have it there, have it there, don't shove it down people's throat. I don't run around going, "I'm a gentile, look at my foreskin!" I don't shove it down your throat, because I don't care.
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Callie Webb: [during her "No Penis Intended" comedy routine after the nominations] Yes, I suppose I'll forgive him... in HELL! HA HA HA HA!
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Whitney Taylor Brown: [everyone around her is arguing] Well what about me?
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Marilyn Hack: Is that my sweet Rachel's voice I heard? Or am I just goin' meshuga?
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Mary Pat Hooligan: Dying is easy. Playing a lesbian is hard.
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