Durell: Promise me somethin. Promise me you'll be better than me.Durell Jr.: OK. You promise me somethin. Promise me you won't let mom take me to Atlanta.
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Rickey: I'm not infectin the community. I got papers to prove Im not infected...
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LeeJohn: The white Jesus keeps starin at me!
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Durell: I'm not gonna lose my son!
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Pastor Arthur Mitchell: [to the congregation] You have to ask yourself: Would a man rob God?
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Rickey: What kinda name is LeeJohn anyway?
LeeJohn: My mom had two boyfriends, Lee and John. She didn't know who my daddy was, so she named me LeeJohn.
Rickey: [after a pause] I dunno if I would have shared that.
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Mordecai: Do you want to know my name?
LeeJohn: I don't just want to know your name, I want you to whisper it in my ear.
Mordecai: MORDECAI!
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LeeJohn: They using big words now. Sanctuary, congested... that means umm, ghetto.
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Pastor Arthur Mitchell: Actually, your honor, we have a lot of witnesses here that are willing to testify to a lot of things... like embezzlement.
Tianna: Misappropriation of funds.
Sister Doris: Falsifying documents.
Rickey: Not to mention, wearing an easter suit with a halloween shirt and tie set!
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Judge B. Bennet Galloway: Mr. Jackson, six months ago you were caught shoplifting at a Stop 'N Shop, with a box full of Ding Dongs and a six pack of Banana Strawberry Boone's Farm.
LeeJohn: Uh, your honor, it was Goober Grape.
Judge B. Bennet Galloway: When the arresting officer searched you, he found a twenty dollar bill in your pocket. Why didn't you just pay for it?
LeeJohn: Because this dude named Bo-Peep was on my ass about twenty dollars and I...
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