Fight Club Quotes (Page 5)
Narrator: [pulls tooth out] F**k.Tyler Durden: Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.
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Tyler Durden: We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.
Narrator: Martha Stewart.
Tyler Durden: F**k Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down, man. So f**k off with your sofa units and Strinne green stripe patterns.
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Narrator: I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more.
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Tyler Durden: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
Narrator: What? In the face?
Tyler Durden: Surprise me.
Narrator: This is so f**king stupid.
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Tyler Durden: Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessle's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever had.
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Narrator: I am Jack's broken heart.
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Narrator: Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo.
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Narrator: I am Jack's smirking revenge.
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Narrator: Is Tyler my bad dream? Or am I Tyler's?
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Narrator: With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.
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Total Quotes: 104