Fast Times at Ridgemont High Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Fast Times at Ridgemont High by your favorite characters including Jeff Spicoli, Brad Hamilton and Mike Damone.
Mike Damone: I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.Mark Ratner: Well, naturally something happens. I mean, you put the vibe out to 30 million chicks, something is gonna happen.
Mike Damone: That's the idea, Rat. That's the attitude.
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Mike Damone: Yeah! The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.
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Mike Damone: Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, Rat, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?
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Jeff Spicoli: This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there.
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Brad Hamilton: [dumping out cold fries] I shall serve no fries before their time.
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Jeff Spicoli: Aloha, Mr. Hand.
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Mr. Hand: Aloha. My name is Mr. Hand.
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Jeff Spicoli: What Jefferson was saying was, Hey! You know, we left this England place 'cause it was bogus; so if we don't get some cool rules ourselves - pronto - we'll just be bogus too! Get it?
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Mike Damone: I can see it all now, this is gonna be just like last summer. You fell in love with that girl at the Fotomat, you bought forty dollars worth of f**kin' film, and you never even talked to her. You don't even own a camera.
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Mike Damone: You are a wuss: part wimp, and part p***y.
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