Fargo Quotes (Page 5)
Carl Showalter: You stay away from me, man! Hey, smoke a f**kin' peace pipe! • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Gaear Grimsrud: Shut the f**k up! Or I'll throw you back in the trunk, you know?
Carl Showalter: Jesus, that's more than I've heard you say all week.
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Carl Showalter: Alright Jerry, I'm through f**king around. You got the f**king money?
Jerry Lundegaard: Yeah, I got the money, but... uh...
Carl Showalter: Don't you f**king f**k me, Jerry. I want you to get this money to the Dayton Radisson, top level, in 30 minutes, Jerry, we wrap this thing up.
Jerry Lundegaard: Yeah, but...
Carl Showalter: Hey, you're there in 30 minutes Jerry or I find you Jerry and I shoot you and I shoot your f**king wife and I shoot all your f**king children and I shoot them all in the back of their little f**king heads, you got it?
Jerry Lundegaard: Okay, now you stay away from Scotty now.
Carl Showalter: Got it?
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Shep Proudfoot: [beating Carl] F**king little weasel! F**k you! You f**king motherf**ker son of a bitch! F**king c**k! Jesus Christ! You f**king s**tbag motherf**ker!
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Norm Gunderson: They announced it.
Marge Gunderson: They announced it?
Norm Gunderson: Yeah.
Marge Gunderson: So?
Norm Gunderson: Three-cent stamp.
Marge Gunderson: Your mallard?
Norm Gunderson: Yeah.
Marge Gunderson: Oh, that's terrific.
Norm Gunderson: It's just a three-cent stamp.
Marge Gunderson: It's terrific.
Norm Gunderson: Hautman's blue-winged teal got the 29-cent. People don't much use the three-cent.
Marge Gunderson: Oh, for Pete's sake. Of course they do. Whenever they raise the postage, people need the little stamps.
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Gaer Grimsrud: Where is Pancake's House?
Carl Showalter: What?
Gaer Grimsrud: We stop at Pancake's House.
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Airport Lot Attendant: There's a minimum charge of 4 dollars, long term parking charges by the day.
Carl Showalter: I guess you think you're... you know like an authority figure, with that stupid f**king uniform, huh buddy? King clip-on-tie there, big f**king man huh? You know these are the limits of your life man. The rule of your little f**king gate here. Here's your 4 dollars you pathetic piece of s**t!
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Jerry Lundegaard: Well, we've never done this before. But seeing as it's special circumstances and all, he says I can knock a hundred dollars off that Trucoat.
Irate Customer: A hundred... You lied to me, Mr Lundegaard. You're a bald-faced liar. A... f**king liar. Where's my goddamn checkbook? Let's get this over with.
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Total Quotes: 48