Fargo Quotes (Page 4)
Carl Showalter: So, why don't you just ask him for the money?Gaer Grimsrud: Or your f**kin' wife, you know.
Carl Showalter: Or your f**king wife, Jerry?
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Officer Olson: Hiya, Norm. How ya doin', Margie? How's the fricasse?
Marge Gunderson: Pretty darn good, ya want some?
Officer Olson: No, I gotta - hey, Norm, I thought you were goin' fishin' up at Mille Lacs?
Norm Gunderson: Yah, after lunch.
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Carl Showalter: Who the f**k are you? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Wade Gustafson: I got your damn money; now where's my daughter?
Carl Showalter: I am through f**king around here. Drop that f**king briefcase!
Wade Gustafson: Where's my daughter?
Carl Showalter: F**k you, man! Where's Jerry? I gave simple f**king instructions.
Wade Gustafson: Where's my damn daughter? No Jean, no money!
Carl Showalter: Drop that f**king money!
Wade Gustafson: No Jean, no money!
Carl Showalter: Is this a f**king joke here? [shoots Wade] Happy now, asshole? What's with you people? Ya f**king imbeciles!
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Carl Showalter: [Shep Proudfoot bursts in and knocks Carl out of bed while he was having sex with hooker] Shep, what the f**k ya doin'? I'm banging that girl!
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Carl Showalter: So, how long you been with the escort service?
Escort: I don't know, a few months.
Carl Showalter: Find that work interesting, do ya?
Escort: What're you talkin' about?
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Mr. Mohra: So, I'm tendin' bar there at Ecklund and Swedlin's last Tuesday and this little guy's drinkin' and he says, "So where can a guy find some action? I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake." And I says, "What kinda action?" and he says, "Woman action, what do I look like?" And I says, "Well, what do I look like, I don't arrange that kinda thing," and he says, "I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake," and I says, "Well, this ain't that kinda place."
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Carl Showalter: Okay, here're the keys to my truck. I'm taking the car right now and gettin' out of here.
Gaer Grimsrud: We split that.
Carl Showalter: How the f**k do you split a car, you dummy? With a f**king chainsaw?
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Marge Gunderson: And I guess that was your accomplice in the woodchipper.
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Marge Gunderson: There's more to life than a little money, ya know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are. And it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it.
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Norm Gunderson: I love you, Margie.
Marge Gunderson: I love you, Norm.
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Total Quotes: 48