Fargo Quotes (Page 3)
Carl Showalter: O.K., we'll stop, get pancakes and then we'll get laid, alright? • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Lou: You alright there, Margie?
Marge Gunderson: Oh, I just think I'm gonna barf... Well, that passed. Now I'm hungry again.
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Carl Showalter: The f**k happened to her?
Gaear Grimsrud: Eh, she started shrieking, you know.
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Stan Grossman: But you're sayin'... what are ya sayin'?
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Mike Yanagita: So, uh, you married old Norm son-of-a-Gunderson?
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Marge Gunderson: OK, so we got a trooper pulls someone over, we got a shooting, these folks drive by, there's a high-speed pursuit, ends here and then this execution-type deal.
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Carl Showalter: Just keep it still back there lady or we're going to have to, you know, shoot you.
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Marge Gunderson: You have no call to get snippy with me; I'm just trying to do my job here.
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Marge Gunderson: Say Lou, did ya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?
Lou: Yah, that's a good one.
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Jerry Lundegaard: I told ya. We haven't had any vehicles go missing.
Marge Gunderson: Okay! But are ya sure? 'Cause I mean, how do you know? Do you do a count, or what kind of a routine do you have here?
Jerry Lundegaard: [uncomfortable] Ma'am, I answered your question!
Marge Gunderson: [pause] I'm sorry, sir?
Jerry Lundegaard: Ma'am, I answered your question. I answered the darned... I'm cooperatin' here!
Marge Gunderson: Sir, you have no call to get snippy with me, I'm just doing my job here.
Jerry Lundegaard: I'm... not arguing here! I'm cooperating. So there's no need to... we're doin' all we can here.
Marge Gunderson: Sir, could I talk to Mr. Gustafson?
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Total Quotes: 48