Fargo Quotes (Page 2)
Carl Showalter: Geesus. Well, I got the money. All of it. All eighty grand. That's forty for you, forty for me. That's it, then. You can have my truck. I'm takin' the Ceira.Gaear Grimsrud: We split that.
Carl Showalter: [pause] How'dya split a f**king car, ya dummy? With a f**king chainsaw?
Gaear Grimsrud: One of us pays the other for half.
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Carl Showalter: Hold on! No f**king way! You f**kin' notice this? I got f**kin' shot! I got f**kin' shot in the face! I went and got the f**kin' money; I got shot f**kin' picking it up. I've been up for thirty-six f**king hours! I'm taking' that f**kin' car! That f**ker's mine! You f**king asshole!
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Carl Showalter: You know, I've been listening to your f**kin' bulls**t all week. Are we square? Are WE square? Yeah, ya f**kin' mute. And if you see your friend Shep Proudfoot, tell him I'm gonna nail his f**kin' ass!
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Carl Showalter: What kind of trouble are you in, Jerry?
Jerry Lundegaard: Well, that's, that's, I'm not gonna go inta, inta - see, I just need money.
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Jerry Lundegaard: Well, heck, if you wanna play games here! I'm workin' with ya on this thing, but I... Okay, I'll do a damned lot count!
Marge Gunderson: Sir? Right now?
Jerry Lundegaard: Sure right now! You're darned tootin'!
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Carl Showalter: We've been waiting here an hour. He's peed three times already.
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Carl Showalter: I'm not gonna debate you, Jerry.
Jerry Lundegaard: Okay.
Carl Showalter: I'm not gonna sit here and debate.
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Carl Showalter: Oh, f**k it, I don't have to talk either, man! See how you like it. Just total f**kin' silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
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Marge Gunderson: Ah, hon, ya got Arby's all over me.
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Carl Showalter: I want to go somewhere where I can get a shot and a steak, maybe, not more f**kin' pancakes, c'mon. Come on, man! Alright ... here's an idea. I know this place outside of Brainerd where we can get laid, what do you think?
Gaer Grimsrud: I'm f**king hungry now, you know.
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Total Quotes: 48