Evan Almighty Quotes (Page 2)
Evan Baxter: People! The flood is imminent! • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Joan Baxter: You want to build a boat?
Evan Baxter: It might be something fun for the family. Go sailing on the lake. I don't know... it'd be great in case it floods or something.
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Rita: Have you been shootin' up Rogaine?
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Evan Baxter: Chicken! September 22nd would be a good day for chicken!
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Rita: Evan, what happened? Did you fall in a mine shaft? Did you just come out of a coma?
Evan Baxter: No.
Rita: Were you attacked by a werewolf?
Evan Baxter: No, I wasn't.
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