Evan Almighty Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Evan Almighty by your favorite characters including God, Evan Baxter and Joan Baxter.
Evan Baxter: Sheeeeeeeeeeeep!• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Joan Baxter: Maybe God didn't mean a flood in the literal sense. Maybe he meant a flood of... awareness.
Evan Baxter: If that's true... I'm going to be so pissed.
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Rita: I can't even get my cat to use the litter box.
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God: I now issue a new commandment: Thou shalt do the dance.
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Evan Baxter: I am going to be SO pissed if it doesn't.
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Rita: Why do you sound like Evan but look like a Bee Gee?
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God: I want you, Evan Baxter, to build an ark.
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Eugene: [to Evan] I love you!... I mean, I think we should hang out socially... I have a new ping pong table.
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Evan Baxter: [Looks into rear view mirror, sees God sitting there] Aaaaagh! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
God: Let it out, son. It's the beginning of wisdom.
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Evan Baxter: [to the Heavens] Is it too much to ask for a LITTLE PRECIPITATION?
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Total Quotes: 15