Epic Movie Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Epic Movie by your favorite characters including Lucy, White Bitch and Edward.
Willy: Who wants to play with Willy? • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Edward: A chocolate river! Mmm! Mmm! Chocolate! Hahahaha!
Willy: That's actually the sewer line.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Peter: We have something the White Bitch doesn't.
Lucy: Perky breasts?
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: I have had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane!
Susan: Oh, I know, please help!
Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: I have had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane!
Susan: I know...
Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: I have had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane!
Susan: Why do you keep saying that?
Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: Because internet bloggers love when I say, "I have had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane!"
Susan: Why are you yelling?
Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: Shut up, bitch! I'm always yelling! I'm Samuel Goddamn Jackson!
Susan: [Shocked] Bitch?
["Samuel Jackson" grabs Susan and throws her from the plane]
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Nacho Libre: NACHO... cheese Doritos are delicious!
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Peter: [Talking about the frozen White Bitch] We will create a democratic society, and give her a fair trail, and...
Captain Jack Swallows: [Jack Swallows come rolling by on the wodden wheel and runs over the Bitch]
[In the distance]
Captain Jack Swallows: Take that, Bitch!
Peter: [pauses] Ah, screw her anyways.
• Rating: 8.7 / 10 • Permalink
Lucy: Holy s**t, a talking beaver!
• Rating: 7.3 / 10 • Permalink
Lucy: I'm sorry, was the fight over?
• Rating: 6.0 / 10 • Permalink
Willy: Children, do you wanna know what makes all my candy taste so special?
Edward: Uh-huh.
Willy: It's a special secret ingredient. It's real human parts. There's gonna be a little itty bitty piece of each and every one of you inside of the yummy yum candy, literally.
• Rating: 4.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lucy: [Reading a hidden message on a painting] "So lame the hair of Tom"
[Looks toward a painting a Tom Hanks with his long hair in "The Da Vinci Code"]
Lucy: Wait. "Lame." "Lame" is a-- "Lame" is a seven-letter word.
• Rating: 4.0 / 10 • Permalink
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Total Quotes: 16