Elf Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Elf by your favorite characters including Buddy, Walter and Jovie.
Buddy: [answers phone] Buddy the Elf! What's your favorite color? • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Gimbel's Santa: Let the kid talk.
Buddy: You disgust me! How can you live with yourself?
Gimbel's Santa: Just cool it, Zippy.
Buddy: You sit on a throne of lies.
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Nun: But the children love the books!
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Buddy: I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.
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Gimbel's Manager: Make work your favorite. That's your new favorite.
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Emily: We can't just throw him out in the snow.
Walter: Why not? He loves the snow. He's told me 15 times.
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Buddy: [to Jovie] I think you're really beautiful and I feel really warm when I'm around you and my tongue swells up. So... do you wanna eat food?
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Buddy: [in the mail room] It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms... and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me.
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Buddy: Sounds like somebody needs to sing a Christmas Carol.
Jovie: No way.
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Buddy: The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.
Jovie: Thanks, but I don't sing.
Buddy: Oh, well, it's just like talking, except longer and louder, and you move your voice up and down.
Jovie: I *can* sing, I just choose *not* to sing. Especially in front of other people.
Buddy: If you can sing alone, you sing in front of other people. There's no difference.
Jovie: Actually, there's a BIG difference.
Buddy: No there's not.
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Total Quotes: 49