Election Quotes (Page 2)
Tammy Metzler: Or don't vote for me... who cares? Don't vote at all! • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Paul Metzler: I sure was surprised the day Lisa Flanagan asked me for a ride home and ended up blowing me.
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Tracy Flick: It's like my mom says, "The weak are always trying to sabatoge the strong."
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Tammy Metzler: [narrating] Being suspended is like getting a paid vacation. Why do they think it's a punishment? It's like your dog pees on the carpet and you give him a treat. Then you get in trouble for skipping school, it's sooo stupid! Hendricks told me, "One more time" and I'd be expelled. Sounded good to me.
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Jim McAllister: Dave, I'm just saying this as your friend: What you're doing is really, really wrong... and you've gotta stop. The line you've crossed is... it's immoral... and it's illegal.
Dave Novotny: Jim, come on, I don't need a lecture on ethics.
Jim McAllister: I'm not talking about ethics, I'm talking about morals.
Dave Novotny: What's the difference?
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[Jim is watching porn]
Adult Video Actor: Crystal! What are you doing here in the boy's locker room?
Adult Video Actress: Come to see the star quarterback before the big game.
Adult Video Actor: But what if Coach Henderson walks in?
Adult Video Actress: Oh, that's okay, I took care of him. So, uh, whatya reading?
Adult Video Actor: Oh, I'm just reviewing my playbook.
Adult Video Actress: I know a play we can practice: You be quarterback, I'll be tight-end.
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[during sex with Jim]
Diane McAllister: You gonna do it? Come on. Fill me up! Come on! Fill me up! Yeah! Good job!
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Jim McAllister: Larry, we're not electing the f**king Pope here. Just tell me who won.
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Tracy Flick: [narrating] When I think back on my relationship with Mr. Novotny, what I miss most... is our talks.
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Jim McAllister: Who the f**k does she think she is?
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Total Quotes: 27