A collection of the best quotes from Drillbit Taylor by your favorite characters including Drillbit Taylor.
Drillbit Taylor: You know what this is? A wing, and you are under it. All three of you, right there.• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Drillbit Taylor: Now it isn't all oriental martial arts. Sometimes you give a little mexican judo. As in you don't know who you messin with homes
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Drillbit Taylor: Who do you guys need protection from?
Ryan: Just a highschool bully.
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Drillbit Taylor: What do you teach?
English Teacher: English.
Drillbit Taylor: My native tongue.
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English Teacher: I've never met anyone as great as you. I'm really just always attracted to such dirtbag guys. Some bum, some lying pig.
Drillbit Taylor: Stop it. You were starting to rant a little bit.
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Drillbit Taylor: Holy crap on a s**t sandwich!
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Drillbit Taylor: I'm Drillbit Taylor... US Army ranger, black-ops operative, decorated marksman, improvised weapons expert.
Wade: Are you still in the military?
Drillbit Taylor: I was discharged - unauthorized heroism.
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Emmit: I'm not a hobbit!
Drillbit Taylor: [to Ryan] Emmit's not a hobbit, I don't think.
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Drillbit Taylor: So what'd you do to provoke him?
Wade: Well he's fat, he's a dork, and I'm awesome.
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Total Quotes: 9
