Disturbia Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Disturbia by your favorite characters including Ronnie, Kale and Ashley.
Ronnie: Operation Stupid is officially over! • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Kale: I'm having a kid. Your little boy's growing up, I got a girl pregnant, now I gotta go visit her. She lives in Reno, I don't know how I'm gonna get there. Probably have to take Mom's car. But, we're gonna live together. We're gonna live in the trailer park. Her name's Shirley, she's real great.
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Ronnie: Quizas.
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Ashley: That's either the creepiest... or the sweetest thing I have ever heard.
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Ashley: What took you so long?
Kale: We were upstairs playing.
Ronnie: Video games!
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Ronnie: It reeks in here!
Kale: What's it smell like?
Ronnie: The corpse of a rotting hottie.
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Ronnie: [whispering] Help me...
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Ronnie: [videotaping Kale and Sarah making out] Soon you'll be the most popular video on Youtube.
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Ronnie: Man, I was in your closet for like three weeks. I gotta take a piss.
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Ronnie: Oh, my God... You made the tower of Twinkie...
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