Big Johnson: Just like f**kin' Saigon ain't it, Slick?Little Johnson: I was in junior high, d**khead.
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John McClane: Is the building on fire?
Sergeant Al Powell: No, but it's gonna need a paint job and a s**t load of screen doors.
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John McClane: [talking to himself] Why the f**k didn't you stop them, John? Because then you'd be dead, too, asshole.
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John McClane: So this is what it's about, Hans? A f**king robbery?
Hans Gruber: Well, when you steal $600, you can just disappear. But when you steal $600 million, they will find you, unless they think you're already dead.
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John McClane: You would have made a pretty good cowboy yourself, Hans.
Hans Gruber: What was it you said to me earlier? "Yippie-kay-ya, motherf**ker."
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John McClane: [to Karl] You should have heard your brother squeal when I broke his f**king neck.
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Harry Ellis: Hey, sprechen ze talk?
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Dwayne T. Robinson: I got a hundred people down here and they're all covered in glass.
John McClane: Glass? Who gives a s**t about glass? Who the f**k is this?
Dwayne T. Robinson: This is Deputy Chief Dwayne T. Robinson, and I am in charge here.
John McClane: Oh you're in charge? Well I got news for you *Dwayne*, from up here it doesn't look like you're in charge of jack s**t.
Dwayne T. Robinson: You listen to me you little asshole.
John McClane: Asshole? I'm not the one who just got butt-f**ked on national TV, Dwayne.
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Argyle: So, why didn't you come with her man? What's up?
John McClane: 'Cause I'm a New York cop. I got a six-month backlog on New York scumbags I'm still trying to put behind bars. I can't just pick up and go that easy.
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John McClane: [before jumping] I promise I will never even THINK about going up in a tall building again. Oh, God. Please don't let me die.
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