Holly Gennero McClane: After all your posturing, all your speeches, you're nothing but a common thief.Hans Gruber: I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.
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Dwayne T. Robinson: They're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.
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John McClane: Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.
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Convenience Store Clerk: I thought you guys just ate doughnuts.
Sergeant Al Powell: Heh. They're for my wife.
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Holly Gennero McClane: I have a request.
Hans Gruber: What idiot put you in charge?
Holly Gennero McClane: You did. When you murdered my boss. Now everyone's looking to me. Personally, I'd pass on the job. I don't enjoy being this close to you.
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Theo: [over the CB] All right, listen up guys. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.
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Hans Gruber: You *can* unlock the vault, can't you?
Theo: You didn't bring me along for my charming personality.
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John McClane: Welcome to the party pal.
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Hans Gruber: Nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two myself. Rumor has it Arafat buys his there.
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Ginny: Woah. That guy looks *really* pissed.
Holly Gennero McClane: He's still alive.
Ginny: What?
Holly Gennero McClane: Only John can drive somebody that crazy.
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