Hans Gruber: I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adroit, cooperative, not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life. • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Hans Gruber: We are prepared to go any way you make us. When we have achieved our aims you can either walk out of here... or be carried out. Decide now, each of you.
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Hans Gruber: But remember that we have planned everything to the last detail. We are completely in change.
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Tony: The fire has been called off my friend. So you might as well come out and join the others. I promise I won't hurt you.
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Hans Gruber: [evil smile] Shoot the glass.
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John McClane: [recalls his wife's invitation] Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...
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John McClane: Take *this* under advisement, jerkweed.
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FBI Agent Johnson: I'm Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No relation.
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Hans Gruber: This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.
John McClane: That was Gary Cooper, asshole.
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FBI Special Agent Johnson: Figure we take out the terrorists. Lose twenty, twenty-five percent of the hostages.
FBI Agent Johnson: I can live with that.
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