Die Hard Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Die Hard by your favorite characters including John McClane, Hans Gruber and Sgt. Al Powell.
Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mister Cowboy?John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherf**ker.
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John McClane: Geronimo, Motherf**ker!
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Hans: The following people are to be released from their captors : In Northern Ireland, the seven members of the New Provo Front. In Canada, the five imprisoned leaders of Liberte de Quebec... In Sri Lanka, the nine members of the Asian Dawn movement...
John McClane: [listening on the radio] What the f**k?
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John McClane: Happy trails, Hans.
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Businessman: You don't like flying, do you?
John McClane: What gives you that idea?
Businessman: You want to know the secret to surviving air travel? After you get where you're going, take off your shoes and your socks then walk around on the rug bare foot and make fists with your toes.
John McClane: Fists with your toes?
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Harry Ellis: Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash.
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Theo: Oh my God, the quarterback is toast.
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John McClane: You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.
Joseph Takagi: Hey, we're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out so we got you with tape decks.
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Joseph Takagi: You want money? What kind of terrorists are you?
Hans Gruber: Who said we were terrorists?
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John McClane: C'mon baby, come ta' papa, I'll kiss ya' f**kin' dalmatian.
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Total Quotes: 62