Die Hard: With a Vengeance Quotes
A collection of the best quotes from Die Hard: With a Vengeance by your favorite characters including John McClane, Zeus Carver and Simon Gruber.
Zeus: Why do you keep calling me 'Jesus'? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?John McClane: Guy back there called you 'Jesus'.
Zeus: He didn't say 'Jesus'. He said, "Hey, Zeus!" My name is Zeus.
John McClane: Zeus?
Zeus: Yeah, Zeus. As in father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don't f**k with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass? Zeus! You got a problem with that?
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John McClane: You think we should call a fire truck?
Zeus: F**k 'em, just let 'em cook!
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John McClane: Yippie-ka-yay, motherf**ker!
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Simon: As I was going to St. Ives, / I met a man with seven wives. / Every wife had seven sacks, / Every sack had seven cats, / Every cat had seven kittens. / Kittens, cats, sacks, wives, / How many were going to St. Ives?
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John McClane: Look, I fail you cover my ass. You fail I cover your ass!
Zeus: And if we both fail?
John McClane: Then we're both f**ked!
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John McClane: I'll tell you what your problem is, you don't like me because you're a racist!
Zeus: What?
John McClane: You're a racist! You don't like me because I'm white!
Zeus: I don't like you because you're going to get me killed!
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Zeus: Didn't I hear you say you didn't even like your brother?
Simon: There's a difference between not liking one's brother and not caring when some dumb Irish flatfoot drops him out of a window.
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Zeus: Ain't no riddle gonna solve this motherf**ker?
Simon: No riddle, no code, no fancy little countdown.
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Zeus: So what's up with that L.A. thing? You famous or something?
John McClane: Yeah, for about five minutes.
Zeus: Don't tell me. Rodney King, right?
John McClane: F**k you.
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John McClane: You know how to fire one of these?
Zeus: No.
John McClane: No?
Zeus: Hey, all brothers don't know how to use guns, you racist motherf**ker.
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Total Quotes: 63